SO YOU’VE BEEN DUMPED.

I don’t have anything in mind to blog about then I just googled a topic where in lots of people could relate to: BREAKING UP. Yep. The B word. You’be been there. He’s done that. U broke each other’s heart. Yeah most of people in a relationship must have gone through the crying, sleepless nights and all the crap. Whether ure the dumper or dumpee…its kinda difficult ending a relationship especially if it was a memorable one. Well, I guess, after all the trying-to-fix-things didn’t go well, it just comes to a point that it can no longer be fixed. And as much as both parties want to save the relationship, its just not happening. So DEAL WITH IT. And if ure planning to end the DRAMA with ur soon-to-be-EX, and ure havin a hard time when to start, Why not do it SOONER or better yet, NOW? Its still the same.

Below are the most used pick up lines.. u can pick one that works and is suitable for you. (tip: try to atleast pretend that ure hurting too.)

Translation ***

“I go this way and u go that way. May our paths never meet again.”

*** I don’t want to see ur face again. EVER.

“I have more stuff to give priority to.” (school, career, family)

*** Our relationship is not my topmost priority.

“It’s not you, it’s me.”

*** I have a dark past. I’ve been wanting to tell u all along that im married.

“I need space.”

*** You’re strangling my neck.”

“You deserve someone better.”

*** Uhh.. I want someone else

“It’s over.”

*** I have to move on to get away from a gremlin.

“My parents don’t want us to see each other anymore.”

*** I have an eye problem, and I cant see u anymore.

“I think there’s a need for us to re-evaluate some things going on between us.”

*** I love you but I love myself more.

“Let’s just be friends.”

*** I don’t want anything to happen in this relationship that could ruin anything that

we had.

“It’s not working out anymore.”

*** Umm.. Sorry. But im gay now. Ure brother is just way too hot.

“I’m gonna have to set u free.”

*** I have genital herpes. U should get urself checked.

“I need to find myself first.”

*** I’m fed up with u B*itch!

“I don’t love you anymore.”

*** Welcome to Dumpsville!

There. U might have heard some of therm from someone. Ha. The dumper usually gives lame excuses coz they’re afraid they could hurt the person they’re gonna dump. The dumpee, on the otherhand would just have to be smart enough to read between the lines. Rejection is such a B*itch. But if ever, I’ll be in this kind of situation in the future, I’d rather hear the painful truth and in my face “ I don’t love u. it’s over.” than break-it-to-me-gently melo-dramatic Bullsh*t.

To the DUMPER:

JUST SAY IT.

To the DUMPEE:

GET OVER IT.