PiCK UP LAYNS.

11.09.2008

4.00pm

I find pick up lines really funny. Maybe guys out there are kind of nervous to talk to a girl they like that’s why they use it to break the ice and start a conversation. Idunno if some girls are into it or they may find these really lame and cheesy. But as for me, it’s ok. I can use a good laugh. Anyways im not the type that will fall right away. But the thought that a guy will use them to catch a girl’s attention says that he might be interested. Well, its up to a girl if she will believe or not right? Some of the examples here are quite funny…. But some.. Well, Boys, never say them to a girl if u don’t want them go slapping ur face.

Pick up lines:

• We should try an Australian kiss. Its like a French kiss but down under.
• Do u have a band-aid? ‘Coz I scraped my kness falling for you.
• I was so enchanted by Ur beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need Ur name and # for insurance purposes.
• If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
• You owe me a drink. ‘Coz when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• I forgot my name. Can I have yours?
• Are you an angel? Coz this must be heaven.
• Was ur father an angel? Bcz there’s nothing else like u on earth.
• Ure daddy must be a hunter bcz he sure caught a fox.
• Is ur dad a terrorist? Coz ure da bomb.
• Ur daddy must be the sun? Coz ure HOT.
• Do u know what’d look good on u? ME.
• Is it hot here or is that You?
• Are u tired? Coz uve been running through my mind all day.
• You’re like a dictionary… coz u add meaning to my life.
• Do u have a map? Coz honey, I just keep getting lost in ur eyes.
• You must be a light-switch.. coz everytime I see u, u TURN ME ON.
• Would u touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
• I just move YOU to the top of my “To do List.”
• The word of the day is “LEGS”. Lets go to my place and spread the word.
• Im new in town.. can I have direction to ur place.
• Baby, u must be a broom coz u just swept me off my feet.
• U make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
• Did u just fart? Coz ur blowing me away.
• I may not be the best looking here. But im the only one talking to u.
• Ru wearing spacepants? Coz ur butt is outta this world!
• If I was a cave-man, I would throw u over my shoulder and take u home.
• I think u dropped something….. my jaw. : ]
• Are your parents retarded? Coz I swear your special.

à The last 3 lines are my personal favorite… though im not a sucker for pick up lines, I might change my mind if the one who’ll say this to me would be ADAM SANDLER. But really, I think it’s the way he’ll deliver it. Delivery and wits will make a BIG difference.

Well.. its ok to use these pick up lines and use it as ur advantage. But its better if u just approach a girl, tell her u like her, be urself and stop the BS. Girls are not dumb. They will know if ure sincere or u just wanted to score and see whats inside their jeans. Some pick up lines might work and some may not. So if all these pick up lines fail.. Make sure u got urself a PLAN B. hehehe… see yah.Ü